Miss America Pageant 2011: All the swimsuits, sparkles and blinding teeth

    * Miss Florida: "The only oil you'll find on our beaches is on the hot bodies." Is that a shot at Miss Louisiana?
    * Miss Iowa: "Leading the state in ethanol production, my state gives you gas." I'm so proud to be an Iowan tonight.
    * Miss Mississippi: Bragged about having winners of "America's Got Talent," "The Biggest Loser" and "MasterChef". ... is that all you got?
    * Miss South Carolina called her state "the home of Vanna White." Again -- is that ALL you got?
    * Miss Utah: "Tonight 53 women share a dream, not a husband." That reminds me -- set the DVR for "Big Love."
    * Miss Washington made a "Twilight" reference. Also, her name is Jacquie Brown. She is unfortunately not a kick-butt Pam Grier-type.
    * Miss Wyoming: "From the state that touches more than any of the others, but never inappropriately." Too bad Chris Hansen isn't the host instead of Chris Harrison.US NEWS PAPER

Miss America Pageant 2011: All the swimsuits, sparkles and blinding teeth