is facebook really shutting down

So Facebook is shutting down. You know if its true I'm not at all surprised and I applaud Zuckerberg for having the cajones to stand up and say enough is enough. Nothing is worth the headache he must have to endure every single day of his life knowing that ultimately he is responsible for the fall of civilization as we know it.

Yep I'm saying Facebook was the final straw that started the slide that will end us as a race. Not just the US but every civilized country on earth is at the verge of atrophy induced extinction. We don't speak for ourselves. We don't think for ourselves. We have nearly stopped using our legs!

I predict that within a hundred years babies will be born with vestigial legs. I mean hell who needs em right. There are supermarkets that deliver. I can telecommute now. I never have to wear pants and those hover-rounds are awesome. Thanks Facebook.US News Paper

is facebook really shutting down